Which button would you push?

So I had hear about the fancy potties...

 and then I used one. Mid going the bathroom I inspected the buttons . They were in conji, so I was not sure which one would flush the toilet.

So I closed the lid, Stood up and began pushing buttons. first the red one, nothing happend. Then the green one, again nothing happened, the purple one had a little lady on it with a water symbol under the lady, yet when I pushed it, nothing happened.
There were other people in bathroom, flushing the toilet just fine. So I turn the white dial, NOTHING! I am like really, I don't know what to do. I push the back few buttons, I can't get the fancy potty to do anything. SO I take another look and, off to the right, like a normal toilet, there is a flusher. So I flush the toilet, take a picture and leave.
When I walk out of the bathroom, Bill asks if I was alright, I was in their a while, I say I was just fine, I show him the picture and told him I couldn't figure out how to flush the toilet. Bill told me next time I need to it down and experience the toilet and what all the buttons do.
I have been told that in the winter the seats are heated. So be prepared for the seat to be warm when you sit down. There is a baday, music settings, a dryer, and vibrations.
That night Bill and I watched Raising Hope, one of my favorite shows. They had a show about a Fancy Potty from Japan, if you want to see a fancy potty, watch Raising Hope, Episode 2. It is hilarious. I am not so sure about the fancy potties, I don't think I like them. I think they are weird.